I like to think President Johnson is in that boring train-station zone from The Good Place, continuously jerking off to bad porn and jonesing for cocaine, because he kinda split the difference between war-mongering monster and Last President To Give A Shit About Poverty.
Imagining Tom, one bourbon in with a second in hand, meandering around Disney's Hall of Presidents, asking increasingly lewd questions of the figures, and ventriloquising their responses.
is he interviewing a dead president as a bit
"Mr Johnson what's your opinion on funding femboy death squads in Venezuela?"
"ouh, agh, ouch, all this fire hurts"
I like to think President Johnson is in that boring train-station zone from The Good Place, continuously jerking off to bad porn and jonesing for cocaine, because he kinda split the difference between war-mongering monster and Last President To Give A Shit About Poverty.
Imagining Tom, one bourbon in with a second in hand, meandering around Disney's Hall of Presidents, asking increasingly lewd questions of the figures, and ventriloquising their responses.
Mr President, can I see your famous hog?