I like to think President Johnson is in that boring train-station zone from The Good Place, continuously jerking off to bad porn and jonesing for cocaine, because he kinda split the difference between war-mongering monster and Last President To Give A Shit About Poverty.
"Mr Johnson what's your opinion on funding femboy death squads in Venezuela?"
"ouh, agh, ouch, all this fire hurts"
I like to think President Johnson is in that boring train-station zone from The Good Place, continuously jerking off to bad porn and jonesing for cocaine, because he kinda split the difference between war-mongering monster and Last President To Give A Shit About Poverty.