Wow I just read Friedman's exclusive new interview with Xi, check it out!

Friedman: Mr. Xi, you are an evil bad guy whose Authoritarianism knows no bounds. The Democracies of the World call upon you to renounce your Communist Ways and embrace our Globalised Rules-Based Order.

Xi: Mr Friedman, you are so smart and brave. Your words are no match for mine in the Marketplace of Ideas. I am henceforth owned and hereby declare Communism over. Today shall forever be known as Integrated Market Solutions Day.