The Capitol Police let me use their firing range. I told one of the guys who checked me at the door that I had nowhere to shoot, and he was like, we have a firing range, want to use it? I used to have the targets from that practice session but I lost them when I moved back home. The thing I remember most about it was that it was the first time I'd used a laser sight on a pistol, and it actually made my aim worse.

If you can remember me saying that, then do you also remember my New Year's story?