I am honestly still not totally sure this isn't satire
Same reason spam emails have terrible spelling and grammar. If they looked nice they would have intrinsic value as an art piece, but by looking hideous it weeds out anyone who isn't just blinded by the promise of easy money.
Folks, is it just me or is it getting harder to determine if something is a bit or not?
Am I just getting old?
I had to triple check after reading the phrase "See below from Dingaling"
Remember when Seth Green was going to base a show off of his ape and then it got stolen so he couldn't legally use the character's likeness anymore.
It was wild at the time, but it's still so wild that these are just quasi-random assemblies of parts. Like this doesn't even have the pretense of being art. Just amazing.
The art part is how utterly absurd the entire situation is and how incredulous literally everyone else is about it when you attempt to describe them and why they have any value whatsoever.
EVEN THE S TIER APES??? THIS WILL NOT STAND!
APES, MOBILIZE TO HOOT ON CONGRESS
You know how many slurp juices they had to use to get those apes?
That's not how slurp juices work. You have to use three slurp juices on an already premium ape to upgrade. slurp juices cannot be used to upgrade a basic ape or create a new ape.
Downside of the price of NFTs collapsing -those hard working hackers will barely get anything out of this.
so the slurp juices only work on top tier apes?
