They seem to be of the opinion that since I don’t have little clones of myself running around that my free time is inherently less valuable.

No Sam, I’m not working two doubles so you can make it to little Timmys fucking music recitals. Bringing that little shit into the world was your fucking choice you dumbass!

Sorry, needed to vent.

  • hahafuck [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Its just increased responsibility basically, they have a bunch of shit they literally have to do or else they go to jail or their kids do, whereas people without kids mostly just sit around and masturbate when they get home

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      3 years ago

      Well yeah, and all that masturbating is why I don't have anklebiters, so I gotta keep it up or else I'll have to do the parenting responsibilities. It's a lot of pressure

    • SiskoDid2ThingsWrong [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      I mean, okay I get that, but these fuckers sometimes act like I’m the dick for not bending over backwards to accommodate raising the offspring they chose to have. Like I get it’s rough, and hell I’ll often let guys leave some work undone at handoff so they can get home to their kids, but I’m the one doing them the favor here, if anything i deserve to get jerked off to accommodating them.