I was shidding and had a true revelation: islands are fucking CURSED. Take a look at my evidence...
Britain: possibly the most cursed island to ever exist. The birthplace of capitalism, the british empire, shitty food, blairites, created its mutated offspring the Usa, australia, canada, hong kong, etc etc etc
Rapa Nui: extremely cursed shit happened here even before eur*peans arrived and then it REALLY got fucked after that
Little St. James: I don't need to explain this one do i?
Japan: ww2, anime, getting nuked, just generally very cursed
Australia: demon child of the british empire, genocide, wannabe usa
Haiti: a never ending tragedy
New York City: trash island made of literal trash
Discuss
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Cuba, based island. Pretty much singlehandedly being the counterweight.
There's the one with the swimming pigs and it's apparently uninhabitated barring tourist (and I mean who doesn't want to see that) so probably also good