The last town meeting I went to was to approve the opening of a cannabis dispensary in town

It was supposed to be a simple yes/no vote and take all of fifteen minutes

We were there for three hours before I googled the town charter and pushed for an immediate vote as opposed to keeping the floor open to all the Chuds pretending to not know basic facts to stymie the vote

We won the vote, but just barely

The town does this shit virtually now, but it's a lot of the same damn nonsense every single time

Last meeting prevented us from passing a light pollution ordnance because the precious town veteran's memorial wouldn't be lit 24 by 7

These people are fucking nuts, won't travel out of town for basic supplies because it's "too far and wastes time" but will gladly do this kind of shit