• MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    yeah but you're unarmed there's no tape allowed

    what's your plan once you keep its jaws shut using your arms

    crocs just gonna sit there until you starve to death

    ya there's even chimps that got shot and just kept on trucking but I just think chimps gonna panic when air stops going to his brain

    I'm not saying it's ever a favourable fight but I fancy my odds against a chimp more than I do a croc or a kangaroo