:kitty-cri-screm: :cia

  • happybadger [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    rubber hose decryption

    In cryptography, rubber-hose cryptanalysis is a euphemism for the extraction of cryptographic secrets (e.g. the password to an encrypted file) from a person by coercion or torture[1]—such as beating that person with a rubber hose,

    When our turn comes, I shall make jokes about the rubber hose decryption.

    • D61 [any]
      ·
      3 years ago

      The Average Fishing Email vs The Chad Rubber Hose Decryption

      • happybadger [he/him]
        ·
        3 years ago

        Good day sir or mam,

        I am writing you from country of Nigeria. My name is Prince Happybadger and I am rightful heir to the throne. Due to corruption I need to get $200.000.000 million dollars out of Nigeria to a bank in your country. For your services I will not beat you to death with a hose. Please replying with haste.

        Respectfully yours,

        Prince Happybadger, rightful heir to Nigeria