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In a fit of senile hyper-clarity, he names specific members of the Saudi royal family who paid for the attack and thanks them for the easiest 20 years of his life.
Accepting Trump's challenge to a boxing match.
:biden-troll: You mess with the toilet, you get the horns, Jack!
But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it, punk, I'ma fuck you up
Make ya think I'm a kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Joe's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime
But I'm a smoke 'em now, and not next time
:stalin-gun-1: :biden-harbinger:
Really putting to test Trump’s shoot a man on 5th Avenue hypothesis
Biden will unveil a commemorative bust of bin Laden
:biden-leftist:
He's going to get two ice cream cones and pretend his mouth was the planes that hit the towers for the entire press corp to see.
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His handlers will give him a generic speech about 9/11 to recite, but he will wind up ranting about Pearl Harbor
Joe Biden will blame Japan for 9/11 and then say he forgives them because it was so long ago.
The war on terror is over, it is time to re-pivot to our new war on climate change, which is somehow also anti-China.
how have you gotten the impression that the way americans would deal with a new war would be to disband the military
:brak: 9/11 2: "This Time It's Just Langley, VA"
George Bush flies the planes this time too!
How come you get your own emoji? :shocked-pikachu: This is classism.
He's going to do a Hillary-style collapse and the media will talk about how normal a thing to do that is.
Biden will do a speech and some chud will hit him with a twin towers shaped drone