Without the competition of the free market my sandwiches would be utterly plebeian.

  • Florn [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    How about "mustonnaise" - a direct translation of "mostaneza"

      • Florn [they/them]
        ·
        3 years ago

        Brother, we're talking about mayo hybrids. They're never not going to sound like bodily fluids.

    • AntipastoAktion [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      'Cause that just sounds even less appetizing than Mayomust (which itself is an awful sounding combination).

      Then again, this is the company that seriously sells a similar product here called "Hanch" which sounds like the sound my cat makes before he pukes, so who the fuck knows. Most efficient distribution of resources etc