Without the competition of the free market my sandwiches would be utterly plebeian.
This was a Mr Show bit from 1997 about the contrast between the value that consumer products provide and their elaborate marketing
They probably wanted to keep the name scheme of “Mayochup” but realized “Mayotard” sounds like a slur
I fully admit it's not cool, but holy shit can you imagine the anti-chud memes we could have made out of that?
Brother, we're talking about mayo hybrids. They're never not going to sound like bodily fluids.
'Cause that just sounds even less appetizing than Mayomust (which itself is an awful sounding combination).
Then again, this is the company that seriously sells a similar product here called "Hanch" which sounds like the sound my cat makes before he pukes, so who the fuck knows. Most efficient distribution of resources etc
Since people keep posting pictures of this Kraft product, there must be something astounding hilarious about it that I don't realize. is it the saucy sauce subtitle? is it the fact they're selling fry sauce as product you could make yourself? is it the fact they call it mayochup instead of fry sauce?
These are photoshopped. It's from the same guy that made mayoreo sauce.
But you wanna know a real sauce that's just as fucking dumb?
Yum-yum sauce. WHO THE FUCK INVENTS A SAUCE THEN CALLS IT FUCUCJIBG YUM YUM SAUCE ILL KILL YOU
These aren’t photoshopped lol, I took this picture while a Walmart lol.
mayochup is just frysauce, its good (well i dont know about the stuff from that bottle but manually mixing ketchup and mayo is good), siracha ketchup is also dope
Eh, I don't think they're deviating much from their base components, so I'm assuming you already know what they taste like.
Make your own ketchup: https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cookbook:Ketchup
Sugar and tomato is fine, the real problem comes when you add vinegar.
