AKA I am writing a fucking essay on Deng Xiaoping and Xi Jinping in order to own my globpol professor

I am emailing it to him

Unlike Deng Xiaoping I do not consider myself mainly a pragmatist, i do consider myself a petty bitch however

to all of you who say it's not worth it: it is to me. he called me a fucking bernie bro. he owned me so hard. I will own him back. have fun reading 20 pages of email bitch half of which are just literal excerpts from the Selected Works of Deng Xiaoping and the Governance of China, if you ever unironically stan fukuyama in my presence again I will email you just the entirety of capital out of disgust. read theory fucker

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    lol he replied to it with a single sentence of "talk to me about it during office hours" i am going to send him capital volume three part three chapter thirteen bitch you thought i slighted fukuyama with productivity wages? I will send you the trpf motherfucker hows liberalism gonna solve that? liberalism contradicts it. you thought productivity wages was bad? motherfucker i am sparing you from the fucking technical spiel. I'll fucking do it, I'll give a pre-class lecture on the TRPF to anyone there, it's actively fun for me. I will turn this class into whyesseff's proletarian soapbox for calling me a fucking bernie bro and not reading my equivalent of a un letter. i will rain fire and brimstone upon you for owning me like that. i will tear down the ideology you perpetuate in front of your eyes. i will challenge all the liberalisms you reproduce. you had your chance to be spared from me being the absolute worst person in a classroom environment (within rules and regulations). im in full agitprop mode, get ready you nerd because i will outnerd you. i am a theory freak. my method of learning is jamming the documentation into my skull until it sticks. i will literally fucking offer to debate you live and then just read state and rev instead of actually arguing. i will dismantle bourgeois academia with my own two hands.

    • ElGosso [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Get that motherfucker to admit it :marx-joker: he doesn't even know how many yards of linen are in a coat

    • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      "Bro, geez. I was just tired and didn't feel like reading it tonight. I figured you could explain it to me in person or something."

      • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        well then he'll appreciate my efforts after i marxpill him during office hours, and if not then it still applies

      • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        i tried to post the email here but it's too fucking long lmfao might segment it later if i get the chance

        • panopticon [comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          Yes plz it sounds dope

          I might be able to help if you can't get around to it (then I get to read it too, sounds like very much my shit)

    • captcha [any]
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      3 years ago

      I always imagined fukuyamas book to have the twin towers on the cover.