Don't know about you, but it seems getting a boner while wearing a form fitting metal diaper would not be fun at all
The Halo 3 Theme is actually the recording of Master Chief gently singing into his helmet after finding the prostate and crotch massage option in his suit settings
the real lore is almost as good: chimp gene therapy makes him forever volcel
I love his series of youtube videos. The sonic one and the zelda cooking recipes are top notch.
Microsoft thought the same thing so they made it real
people talk honestly in front of the composers because nobody cares what they think.
I know its a shit post but I just gotta say: based on interviews, comments from reaction videos, and making-of docs Marty O'Donnell honestly should get a bigger credit then just "composer". Dude seems like he's been pretty heavily involved in Halo's entire creative process from level design to outright directing the voice actors.
EDIT: Although now that I think about it...if John Williams made similar comments towards Luke Skywalker i'd consider it cannon also if only cause in both cases the vast overwhelming amount of the drama is driven by how fucking godlike the goddamn soundtracks are.
He was also the general audio lead. Apparently the Assault Rifle sounds so piddly and weak in Halo 3 because he didn't want it to overpower his music
Dude is a known egomaniac and asshole. There's a reason he doesn't work at Bungie anymore lmao
Oh, 100% . I nearly made a second edit preemptively to address that fact. I have zero doubt the dude is a huge pain in the ass to work with but I wasn't arguing he was a great human being....just that he is absolutely one of the most important creative figures in Halo's development.
Wait does master chief have a buttplug in at all times? We must know.
Don't play Call of Duty or whatever this is, is this canon?
Good. I always wonder how my favorite game characters get themselves off.
Duh, that was clearly explained in a hidden cutscene in the original game.
Yeah after you used the floor puzzle in the 3rd world to get the colored eggs. The eggs represent Banjos giant bear balls
Emergency rations. the specifics of UNSC's Mk.4 D.R.O.M.E.D.A.I.R.Y. technology were actually explained in Halo: Contact Harvest, the fifth Halo novel published
