in my darkest dreams i see a thumbnail of alexander mercouris smiling wide, captioned with the title 'only 7 nukes launched today'

Good day. It is approximately 7 months since Third World War began, with worldwide deaths predicted to be approximately 2.8 billion. Our living situation is, to put it frankly, dire, with food rations beginning to run out. Surely now is the time when the United States and China can find some common ground and make peace, but I am not holding my breath. I would also like to reiterate that we are getting to the bottom of the people stealing our content and reposting it online. Thank you for you support. On to the Ukraine War, which still continues despite the geopolitical whirlwind that has engulfed us. Russia is closing in on capturing Avdeevka...

credit to @CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net and @SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net for this idea that has lived rent free in my head for weeks