those darn cuban commies keep making me dizzy

  • 6bicycles [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Like even if you believe this how does this not make the CIA look like a bunch of incompetent idiots?

    On the one hand Cuba is an evil government that drives the country to absolute ruins and sucks shit, on the other hand our intelligence agency repeatedly gets owned by them super hard with technology we've never even heard of

    • BruceWillis [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      hitting myself in the dick with a hammer and repeatedly going on TV to show everyone and tell them communists did it

    • Dinkdink [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      It's because it's caused by a defensive anti-surveillance weapon.

      Obviously nobody can admit this, as it would make State and the intelligence community look bad. So far they've managed to turn a sow's ear into a silk purse by blaming it on the commies or TEH ROOSHINS, which has worked out really well for them.