The murican rightoid loves everything ugly, despite claiming to all be supermodels, they're a tacky people with horrible taste in everything. They even love the aesthetic of busy over actually getting work done. At least traditionalists in say, Italy, are surrounded by beautiful architecture and a fondness for art, so you can't really be a conservative in Italy without appreciating these traditions....and damn does Italy have some nice cultural aspects worth conserving.

They're unironically too insecure with their masculinity to accept anything other than vomit inducing ugliness.