https://nitter.net/AntiWuCoalition/status/1737980125172437005

  • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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    11 months ago

    How have you woke fools not considered shrinking people and cars down to 1/5 scale and then building massive 12-lane highways through city streets?

    • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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      11 months ago

      I’m for both smaller cars and bike lanes. I got run over by a cab in a section of Boston with 4 lanes of 2way traffic and parallel parking on both sides.

      A cab pulled an illegal u turn right into me. Then sat in traffic before some bystanders thankfully blocked his escape.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      11 months ago

      Left: woke boston

      • Cars moving through city streets smoothly and without issue

      Right: city we should aim for

      • Five lane traffic jam

      Even their fantasies suck.

      • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        The murican rightoid loves everything ugly, despite claiming to all be supermodels, they're a tacky people with horrible taste in everything. They even love the aesthetic of busy over actually getting work done. At least traditionalists in say, Italy, are surrounded by beautiful architecture and a fondness for art, so you can't really be a conservative in Italy without appreciating these traditions....and damn does Italy have some nice cultural aspects worth conserving.

        They're unironically too insecure with their masculinity to accept anything other than vomit inducing ugliness.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    Copy and pasting a five lane highway into a two lane street I have a master's degree in civil engineering

    • chungusamonugs [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      One thing I think is very telling about conservatives is that they witness the same symptoms of systemic failures that we do, yet the only solutions they can ever come to are that people must just be that way and need to be addressed with violence. They never stop to consider that people who are doing well and have their needs met wouldn't need to run around and tear open packages.

      They love the idea of having a class of people who are below them because it gives them someone to punch down on. Utterly appalling.

  • buh [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    Walking? More like wokeing 😤

    • culpritus [any]
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      11 months ago

      chefs-kiss

      In 15 minute city, wokeing in mandatory!

      • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        wojak-nooo: "Nooo, walking excludes the working class from our cities (But high rent doesn't, trust me.)"

      • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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        11 months ago

        6:00 - woke up

        6:30 - a woke around the neighborhood

        7:00 - gay breakfast

        8:00 - woke from home (offices are too scary!)

        12:00 - bisexual lunch

        1:00 - back to wokeing

        5:00 - trip to the weed store

        6:00 - lesbian dinner

  • culpritus [any]
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    11 months ago

    me on a monster-cross bicycle rolling over the tiny car gridlock

    sicko-biker

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    Lmao just make cars literally 5% of their actual size. Ok.

  • mar_k [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    racist

    Oh yeah my friend in Mass says every chud is calling Mayor Wu a reverse KKK member for holding an event for poc council members lmfao chuds are so fragile

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      It begs the question. Why do they even live or work in the city in the first place? If his holiness has deemed the city unfit for the great white man's tastes. He is free to move to the suburbs. Come to think of it. the suburbs would be great to keep the CHUDs separate from people who matter. You live over there, we live over here and we will NEVER interact. I don't bother you, you don't bother me.

  • nothx [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Robert Moses would totally move buildings if it meant 7 lanes streets.

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Most of the people who demand what is essentially a car mandate are always fucking slow drivers.

      If they're so unimportant, so boring that they can spend the days twiddling their thumbs in constant traffic jams. Fine. But why are they unable to enjoy their boring 'hobby' without forcing EVERYONE to participate? Urbanists support walking, biking, trains, monorails, lightrails, buses, all sorts of choices in how you get around and it's all leagues more aesthetically pleasing than spending hours on end in bumper to bumper traffic because hollywood said "carz gotz duh freedumz!"

      I'll admit that I like the look on the Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio, but even that will lose it's appeal real fast when I'm stuck in bumper to bumper traffic.

      • buh [she/her]
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        11 months ago

        being a "I respect their lifestyle but they need to stop shoving it in everyone's face! 😤" guy but for driving

      • nothx [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        We can't keep letting these urban planners think that more lanes are gonna solve the problem.

  • ComRed2 [any]
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    11 months ago

    The woke left is trying to make me use my legs! frothingfash

    • RoabeArt [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      OT: what's origin story of that emoji and where could I find a higher res version of it?

      • unperson [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/1230454879

        Without watermark https://s.hdnux.com/photos/01/16/10/34/20481839/5/rawImage.jpg

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Driving involves only the use of my right leg. Walking requires me to also use my left leg.

      Leftist conspiracy confirmed.

      • 7bicycles [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        Everyone in europe is a "centrist" (still right) because they occasionally use their left leg for the clutch tracks perfectly