• danisth [he/him]
        ·
        3 years ago

        These virgins out here having freakier sex than me.

    • notaleph [she/her]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Marriage is a union between a man and a woman and god, to the exception of all others.
      Pre-marital not-sex is between a man and a woman and a jump humper, to the exclusion of all others.