• Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    3 years ago

    "...And then he pulls out a lightsaber!"

    "Love it!"

    "And then somebody's all like, "Is that a lightsaber," and somebody else is like, "Hell yeah that's a lightsaber!"

    "That's perfect!"

    "And then the bad guy is all like, "Is that a lightsaber?" and somebody's like, "Uh, sir, we believe it may in fact be a lightsaber."

    "Keep going, you're on fire!"

    "Well, uh, I guess he just swings the lightsaber around a bit but it doesn't really do much so he switches to like a club with like a horse head or something idk."

    snorts another line of coke "Fuck yeah let's fucking do this shit :lets-fucking-go: "