I'm the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.
I'm sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.
Tag yourself I'm Yule Lad door slammer, fuck your door at 3 am
I'm skyr gobbler, cuz I love yogurt
ooooh i'm gonna be pot licker
yim yum leftovers
Gully Gawk, let's get that milk and have some cereal 🥣
I'm stekkjastaur (the sheep deserve it)