I bet it'll be pushed hard to show investors that we're starting to recover from the sigma variant of covid

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    It's gonna bomb so fucking hard. They're gonna pour more money into marketing it than any movie in history, there's gonna be tons of BS news stories and reviews and fake hype events for tiktok influencers and the movie will fucking bomb and they'll do everything they can to fudge the stats like releasing it on a streaming service and claiming zillions of people watched it there instead of in theaters.

    Then, because the bills are already mostly paid for the sequels, James Cameron will spend ten years doing shit eating grin interviews as he is forced by his producers to finish the fucking series even though they know they'll never get their money back, and it will be the funniest thing that happens during the 2020s.