haha, I had a coworker who is a retired techie tell me everything is ludicrously insecure and is essentially a house of cards on every single level because companies prioritize profit over everything else
and then not even a day later
lol
lmao
It's no secret that every single enterprise system and large chunks of the internet is held together by duct tape and either insecure or ridiculously insecure.
Yes, but the real joke is pronouns.
If Facebook were run by super macho TradCath he-men with big brains and a rigorous work ethic, they wouldn't have these problems. Too many Genders in the Workforce. Our network security is weak because our Foundational Christian Ethics have crumbled.
All abstractions leak and we’ve piled them so high that “leaking” may be too kind of a word
if we deleted all the pronouns we might have room for half of a bald-and-aviators car rant video
“The attack helicopter with the flaxen blades” by Claude Debussy
Never let this man touch scientific notation. Dude just used the number 800.0x10^12
They're also terabytes, which has a prefix already. So instead of going to a larger prefix and a larger multiplier, it's 800x1012x1012.
Of course they gotta go „800 trillion terabytes“ because they have toddler brains and the larger the number the more funnier
Only 800 trillion? l thought it would be more?! Why did Sonic lie to me?!?!
the black book of communism but it's just a list of every pronoun anybody ever used on tumblr
