:a-little-trolling: The fake news media, they come up to me, they ask me "mr President, what do you think of beans". I tell them, beans are no good, I tell them the world is laughing at us for putting beans in our chilly, believe me! But the fake news, the fake news tell people that people like beans in chili!! These are bad people folks, very very bad.
:thicc-trump: Folks, believe me, the beans are what give me such a big dump truck of an ass. The fake news media doesn’t want you to know this, because all the big and very large bean companies want to sell their beans to Chyna, instead of here, to the good American bean eaters. They smuggle the beans out of the country in beanie babies, that’s why they’re so expensive, believe me I’ve invested in many beanie babies.
:a-little-trolling: The fake news media, they come up to me, they ask me "mr President, what do you think of beans". I tell them, beans are no good, I tell them the world is laughing at us for putting beans in our chilly, believe me! But the fake news, the fake news tell people that people like beans in chili!! These are bad people folks, very very bad.
:thicc-trump: Folks, believe me, the beans are what give me such a big dump truck of an ass. The fake news media doesn’t want you to know this, because all the big and very large bean companies want to sell their beans to Chyna, instead of here, to the good American bean eaters. They smuggle the beans out of the country in beanie babies, that’s why they’re so expensive, believe me I’ve invested in many beanie babies.