Homestar440 [he/him] to news • 3 years agoThis is actually pretty cool, now excuse me while I pop a large bag of popcornexternal-linkmessage-square33 fedilinkarrow-up130
arrow-up130external-linkThis is actually pretty cool, now excuse me while I pop a large bag of popcornHomestar440 [he/him] to news • 3 years agomessage-square33 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]hexbear13·3 years agoCan superman fuck at all? He'd probably kill someone by shooting a load through their torso or snipping off a dick with his asshole link
minus-squareIndifference_Engine [comrade/them, any]hexbear11·3 years agoI know that's you Kevin Smith, where's my refund for Yoga Hosers you Jersey dirtbag?! link
minus-squareZuzak [fae/faer, she/her]hexbear9·edit-23 years ago Holy shit. Don't you see? This is what it's all about! It's all connected! Superman soaks link
minus-squareKappapillar [comrade/them,undecided]hexbear7·3 years agoWarning - not nude but some suggestive bare skin and poses https://m.imgur.com/WwYztcv link
minus-squaressjmarx [he/him]hexbear6·3 years agoThat's why he ends up with Wonder Woman, and their sex causes earth-ravaging hurricanes. link
minus-squareWertheimer [any]hexbear6·3 years agoUnless he could wear a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yivtalR5V6A link
minus-squaredoublepepperoni [none/use name]hexbear5·3 years agoWasn't there some Spiderman story where his radioactive spooge gave Mary Jane cancer that killed her link
minus-squareOrannis62 [ze/hir]hexbear5·3 years agoPuts the "I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard" speech in a new light link
Can superman fuck at all? He'd probably kill someone by shooting a load through their torso or snipping off a dick with his asshole
I know that's you Kevin Smith, where's my refund for Yoga Hosers you Jersey dirtbag?!
Holy shit. Don't you see? This is what it's all about! It's all connected!
Superman soaks
Warning - not nude but some suggestive bare skin and poses https://m.imgur.com/WwYztcv
That's why he ends up with Wonder Woman, and their sex causes earth-ravaging hurricanes.
Unless he could wear a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yivtalR5V6A
Wasn't there some Spiderman story where his radioactive spooge gave Mary Jane cancer that killed her
Puts the "I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard" speech in a new light