this is a real ad that is running

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    6 months ago

    They say his right eye is always looking at that grassy knoll in Dallas, no matter what direction he's facing, or how far away he is. That's where it all started to go wrong.

  • goose [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    If I ever run for office, I'm running thirty of these sweepstakes. Just gonna spend an entire month doing vacation activities with random donors and get 0.5% of the vote

    • Venus [she/her]
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      6 months ago

      The bird is a predator by nature, Kennedy is a predator by choice. It makes all the difference

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      6 months ago

      He has an -FK in his name therefore he is based and smart and against the deep state because he is, okay? Don’t question it.

    • the_kid
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      6 months ago

      he's just Biden but for the woo-woo anti-vax crystal moms

      • AlicePraxis [any]
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        6 months ago

        He's actually surprisingly woke on foreign policy, he wants to reduce US military presence globally and blames US/NATO for the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    6 months ago

    somehow being into falconry is tge least weird thing about him

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      6 months ago

      I don't know anything about RFK, but I'd fuck with a falcon for a day and return to chapo dot ppb slash badposting to talk about his dog shit politics

  • the_kid
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    6 months ago

    Biden, Trump, RFK - falconry, marry, kill?

    • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      Kill Biden, Marry and then kill trump in bed, Falconry and kill RFK in a "hunting accident"

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    6 months ago

    I saw several videos recommended on YouTube from his channel. One of them was something like “I will buy you a house” or something like that. I thought they were real estate scam ads until I saw the channel name

  • davel [he/him]
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    6 months ago

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  • odmroz [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    What the FUCK is going on w his eyeballs.