"Near a place called Cactus, Washington and the weather is sunny. It's flying over a lake and... Wow."
"What?"
"Hooters. There's a girl sun bathing. Naked."
"Going into hover mode. Recording hyper-enhanced video by zooming in - to 25 million pixels per centimeter."
"How can you do all that? This is just a weather balloon - right? Haha. What are we using for quantum internet entanglement?"
"The local motel's wi-fi."
"The tech never has made any sense at all to me... Anyway - what's on the agenda today?"
"Before lunch - breaking into the NSA, the FBI, the CIA, American election systems also spreading disinformation, etc. After lunch - being generally evil. You know - the usual."
"Where is it now?"
"Near a place called Cactus, Washington and the weather is sunny. It's flying over a lake and... Wow."
"What?"
"Hooters. There's a girl sun bathing. Naked."
"Going into hover mode. Recording hyper-enhanced video by zooming in - to 25 million pixels per centimeter."
"How can you do all that? This is just a weather balloon - right? Haha. What are we using for quantum internet entanglement?"
"The local motel's wi-fi."
"The tech never has made any sense at all to me... Anyway - what's on the agenda today?"
"Before lunch - breaking into the NSA, the FBI, the CIA, American election systems also spreading disinformation, etc. After lunch - being generally evil. You know - the usual."