• invo_rt [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      I hear chuds parrot that line, inserting Russia instead of Slavic brainpan, and people including libs nod along because they saw Jude Law in Enemy at the Gates in the early oughts.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        11 months ago

        They used to say it about China during the Korean War. Boomers will swear up and down that the PLA sent waves of guys to die until the Americans ran out of bullets as a deliberate tactic.

        • VILenin [he/him]M
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          11 months ago

          It stems from the racism lobe of the crackkker brainpan

          • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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            11 months ago

            Half that, half an inability to comprehend that the other side is trying, too.

            • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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              11 months ago

              Those [SLURS] didn't stop assaulting our position when they began taking losses! Why would anyone fight to the death for a cause?!?!?!!

              That said, I've heard that one of the real reasons for the brutal assault waves was bad field communications - The PLA sends 100 guys forward. There aren't enough radios to go around, so the officer has orders to retreat if they can't advance, and if they don't hear from him they'll send another assault wave to back him up and push the assault in 10 minutes.

              Well, the officer and his company get wrecked by American defenses, everyone's either dead or fighting, no one goes back to say "it's no good here, we can't advance", so the next wave gets to go ahead ten minutes later to advance. And all these PLA troops get stuck in and aren't able to convey information back to their assembly area to stop the assault bc of all the chaos. Doubly so for night assaults or in shitty weather or shitty terrain.

          • ReadFanon [any, any]
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            11 months ago

            Which is located right beside the anterior jingoist cortex!

        • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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          11 months ago

          "We got owned because the enemy used the oldest and shittiest military tactic in human history. Here's how that's unfair to us..."

    • smokeppb [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      This dude's definition of Slavic is anywhere east of Prague. Chinese Slavs, amazing.

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        geordi-no dividing up Europe and Asia based on use of human wave tactics

        geordi-yes dividing up Europe and Asia based on whether shoes are allowed in the house

    • pixelghost [any]
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      11 months ago

      Just waiting for them to call us candle-eaters at this point.