- get a college degree
- never drink before 5PM
- find a wife who has read Kant
- don't spit in public
- always shit out the same orifice
- find a frank zappa song you like and never listen to anything else
- read a book every day
- live at the hotel
- if you see a vine climb it
- eat a food youve not afore eaten
Kant was an incel who was mad about not getting laid
No I have never read Kant
I Kant believe it!
Act only according to that maxim by which you can at no point whatsoever get any pussy