- get a college degree
- never drink before 5PM
- find a wife who has read Kant
- don't spit in public
- always shit out the same orifice
- find a frank zappa song you like and never listen to anything else
- read a book every day
- live at the hotel
- if you see a vine climb it
- eat a food youve not afore eaten
Its amazing, with one exception I wish for people to do the exact opposite of all of these
You want me to never shit out of the same orofice?
No but to occasionally, from time to time? Sure
Ah, a true logician