hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 1 year agoEmbracing medieval peasant brainimagemessage-square150 fedilinkarrow-up1192
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minus-squareJoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]hexbear48·1 year agoPeople will go to amazing lengths to justify tanning their butthole. link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]Ahexbear28·edit-21 year agoImagine sunbathing the one place on your body that's quite literally biologically evolved to not get sunbathed. Imagine getting basal cell carcinoma on your forbidden strip link
minus-squareSupFBI [comrade/them]hexbear4·1 year agoYou don't goatse the sun? I enjoy tanning my rectum. link
minus-squaresupafuzz [comrade/them]hexbear22·1 year agoI want to look and feel my best, that's all the justification I need link
People will go to amazing lengths to justify tanning their butthole.
Imagine sunbathing the one place on your body that's quite literally biologically evolved to not get sunbathed.
Imagine getting basal cell carcinoma on your forbidden strip
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You don't goatse the sun? I enjoy tanning my rectum.
I want to look and feel my best, that's all the justification I need
T-T-T-TAINT TANNING