If it happens before Remembrance Sunday, it’s going to cause untold psychic damage to the Home Counties. I can’t wait.
Many years ago, I did some software contracting for the BBC and they had a project called “Big Red Button” for when they had to switch the website into a low bandwidth mode due to extreme traffic - the canonical example of which was the Queen’s death. Someone’s gonna have to press the button and I’m so jealous of them.
Why isn't that already a tv comedy series? The first episode (a double episode?) could be God Save the Queen. I'm American so I can't think up the titles to more episodes. But it's a comedy and reality can be stretched so surely there's at least a solid first season worth of material.
Four abdications and 3 Epstein indictments create a crisis for the monarchy as the infeebled 3rd cousin of HRH becomes the head of state. BBC publishes official family tree diagram and fiber optic network crashes.
E04 - Keep Calm and Carry Yuan
Royal dunce, invokes bizarre constitutional privilege, dissolving the Bank of England and all British currency. Euroscepticism and irritation with American parodying of royal gaffes sends City of London headlong into China's sovereign currency. BBC publishes official photo of authentic notes to prevent counterfeiting, internet implodes as 73% of printers in UK try to spool from the same PDF.
If it happens before Remembrance Sunday, it’s going to cause untold psychic damage to the Home Counties. I can’t wait.
Many years ago, I did some software contracting for the BBC and they had a project called “Big Red Button” for when they had to switch the website into a low bandwidth mode due to extreme traffic - the canonical example of which was the Queen’s death. Someone’s gonna have to press the button and I’m so jealous of them.
Big :USSR: RED :USSR: Button
:countdown: uk sanity meter
Why isn't that already a tv comedy series? The first episode (a double episode?) could be God Save the Queen. I'm American so I can't think up the titles to more episodes. But it's a comedy and reality can be stretched so surely there's at least a solid first season worth of material.
E03 - Fool, Britannia!
Four abdications and 3 Epstein indictments create a crisis for the monarchy as the infeebled 3rd cousin of HRH becomes the head of state. BBC publishes official family tree diagram and fiber optic network crashes.
E04 - Keep Calm and Carry Yuan
Royal dunce, invokes bizarre constitutional privilege, dissolving the Bank of England and all British currency. Euroscepticism and irritation with American parodying of royal gaffes sends City of London headlong into China's sovereign currency. BBC publishes official photo of authentic notes to prevent counterfeiting, internet implodes as 73% of printers in UK try to spool from the same PDF.
I wish you were a showrunner.