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  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    E03 - Fool, Britannia!

    Four abdications and 3 Epstein indictments create a crisis for the monarchy as the infeebled 3rd cousin of HRH becomes the head of state. BBC publishes official family tree diagram and fiber optic network crashes.

    E04 - Keep Calm and Carry Yuan

    Royal dunce, invokes bizarre constitutional privilege, dissolving the Bank of England and all British currency. Euroscepticism and irritation with American parodying of royal gaffes sends City of London headlong into China's sovereign currency. BBC publishes official photo of authentic notes to prevent counterfeiting, internet implodes as 73% of printers in UK try to spool from the same PDF.