Nothing makes ancaps madder than a living wage. Whatever scraps everyone else has wrenched from capital, that's cheating and you should all be starving here in the shit gutter with me.
In the neo-feudalist "anarcho"-capitalist Utopia there will be three separate sewer systems in each city, each owned by a different waste management provider. You hook your toilet up to the sewer system of the waste management provider you decide to contract with and are billed either by amount or at a flat rate. You might experience surge pricing at times of peak pooping, like during the holidays.
Premium subscriptions will include services such as access to express sewage pipes, automatic AI assisted poop analysis and NFT's of all your stools.
If you don't pay your waste management subscription your toilet will be blocked and you will have to abstain from pooping until you have earned enough dogecoin on OnlyFans to renew your waste management subscription.
The independent contractors who freely choose to work for a waste management provider experience elevated levels of infection, mutilation and death due to being liberated from the yoke of dictatorial health and safety laws but most of the children receive a part of their pay in heroin so they are reasonably happy.
All three waste management providers pumps the untreated sewage directly into the river.
This is the ideal world. No, I will not explain why.
Also, the idea that paying private companies for every essential service would be cheaper than taxes is fucking absurd. Even if they paid sanitation workers sub-poverty wages, you think a corporation would pass the savings to the consooomer or the shareholders?
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It's a disgrace that sanitation workers are being paid 80k per year. They should be making 160k
Nothing makes ancaps madder than a living wage. Whatever scraps everyone else has wrenched from capital, that's cheating and you should all be starving here in the shit gutter with me.
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:yes-hahaha-yes-r:
:libertarian-approaching:
Lmao I saw that.
you keep using that word… :inconceivable:
Garbage workers probably work harder and contribute more to society than like 90% of the population, minimum
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neo-feudalist"anarcho"-capitalist Utopia there will be three separate sewer systems in each city, each owned by a different waste management provider. You hook your toilet up to the sewer system of the waste management provider you decide to contract with and are billed either by amount or at a flat rate. You might experience surge pricing at times of peak pooping, like during the holidays.Premium subscriptions will include services such as access to express sewage pipes, automatic AI assisted poop analysis and NFT's of all your stools.
If you don't pay your waste management subscription your toilet will be blocked and you will have to abstain from pooping until you have earned enough dogecoin on OnlyFans to renew your waste management subscription.
The independent contractors who freely choose to work for a waste management provider experience elevated levels of infection, mutilation and death due to being liberated from the yoke of dictatorial health and safety laws but most of the children receive a part of their pay in heroin so they are reasonably happy.
All three waste management providers pumps the untreated sewage directly into the river.
This is the ideal world. No, I will not explain why.
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Also, the idea that paying private companies for every essential service would be cheaper than taxes is fucking absurd. Even if they paid sanitation workers sub-poverty wages, you think a corporation would pass the savings to the consooomer or the shareholders?
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