• Alaskaball [comrade/them]
    hexagon
    MA
    ·
    3 years ago

    make my balls as barren as possible Mr Ronald McDonald sir

    MR.MCDONALD! I want my balls to be as plasticy and hollow as the balls in your bouncy ball play pit!

    • crime [she/her, any]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Well, pee is already stored in them, so they're on their way there