• OfficialBenGarrison [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      It's interesting how people will defend porky's freedom to add toxic chemicals in almost everything because "if you don't like it, just myob and choose another product." but will spread lies that the vaccine will make you explode because....freedumz? I seriously believe that there's something more insidious to this that porky benefits from other than just idiots that want to do whatever they want without giving a shit who gets hurt in the process.

    • OfficialBenGarrison [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Fascists are hilarious that they're all about eugenics but when porky brags about making people weaker and sicker, they shrug their shoulders and think "ehhh, who cares? Let porky be free!"

    • effervescent [they/them]
      ·
      3 years ago

      An it’s not even like growing your own food is a solution (aside from the logistics) because this shit is in the water supply

    • Cowboyitis69 [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      How much time do scientists give us to stop carbon emissions? Like 10-20 years? Yeah we ain’t solving anything in that time frame. You can rest easy. Humanity had a good run

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      MA
      ·
      3 years ago

      make my balls as barren as possible Mr Ronald McDonald sir

      MR.MCDONALD! I want my balls to be as plasticy and hollow as the balls in your bouncy ball play pit!

      • crime [she/her, any]
        ·
        3 years ago

        Well, pee is already stored in them, so they're on their way there

      • LilComrade [comrade/them]
        ·
        edit-2
        3 years ago

        and the sun causes cancer :shrug-outta-hecks: feed me my cancer slop please giant mega-corp

    • star_wraith [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      The thing is even if you don't want kids, fertility is a marker for a lot of other health issues.

    • pooh [she/her, love/loves]
      ·
      edit-2
      3 years ago

      You should get one of those scrotal hot tubs

      EDIT: Found it https://testicuzzi.com/

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
    ·
    3 years ago

    fertility is the fools path to legacy anyway. can anyone even remember the face of a great grandparent, let alone know of their principles and values?

    megaliths are where it's at.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      MA
      ·
      3 years ago

      can anyone even remember the face of a great grandparent, l

      I do. I miss my great grandma dearly.

    • NaturalsNotInIt [any]
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      an anyone even remember the face of a great grandparent, let alone know of their principles and values?

      Yes, I was named after one lol. He was dope as fuck too -ran with the Mob as a teenager during Prohibition, 45 year union member who was right on the line during the labor struggles of the 30s and 40s, notorious cheapskate and shrewd investor, fond of homemade wine and cheap cigars.

  • D61 [any]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Cool... I've been waiting my entire life for birth control for those equipped with penises, never thought TacoBell would have been the one to make the breakthrough though.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      MA
      ·
      3 years ago

      Why do you think taco bell won the fast food wars and replaced hospitals and shit

      • D61 [any]
        ·
        3 years ago

        ...

        :volcel-judge:

        Damn, that's an amazing reference.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      MA
      ·
      3 years ago

      i swear i’ll have to seek political asylum just for safe food

      Actually sounds like a great idea, I think Greenland should be pretty nice and clean.

      • SoyViking [he/him]
        ·
        3 years ago

        In Greenland you will either eat insanely expensive food imported from Denmark (USD 6,22 fora broccoli expensive) or local seafood and wildlife. And with all the crap that is being dumped in the sea I'm afraid a lot of it ends up in fish and shellfish.

    • SolidaritySplodarity [they/them]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Local whole ingredients from organic-ish / permaculture / standard crop rotation farms. Wash everything well at home anyways.

      It's annoying that good, safe, healthy food coincides with PMC lib shit, alas.

      On the plus side you will save money by not ordering in and by having better health, so it's not a complete loss on the poverty front. Making beans with an instant pot saves a lot of money over buying canned, for example.

      • LilComrade [comrade/them]
        ·
        3 years ago

        It’s annoying that good, safe, healthy food coincides with PMC lib shit, alas.

        that's because it is. consumer choices do nothing.