They are just as advanced as I always suspected.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    3 years ago

    The Aliens found out America had WMDs and are invading to capture them.

    Incidentally, the aliens are also sending tactical pulse cannons to my local DSA chapter and a neighborhood Unitarian church, as they have been flagged as Moderate Rebels willing to fight on the invaders' behalf.