Peter, the failson of the family, goes downstairs at Thanksgiving, briefly mumbles, ‘Hi,’ everyone asks him how community college is going, he mumbles something about a 2.0 average, goes back upstairs with a loaf of bread and some peanut butter, and gets back to gaming and masturbating.

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  • KoeRhee [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    *Useless metaphors instead of material realities to eliminate any sense of the objective reality
    *"fEaSt Of GoOd PoLiCy"
    *Trying to appeal to a sense of bipartisanship for all 10.5 rubes who still believe in that nonsense (also at a time when it's not necessary lmao)
    *"LiTtErAlLy As LoNg As I'vE bEeN aLiVe"
    Yep that's Mayor Pete
    Jesus fucking christ get a new focus group dude, why does he still talk like this? Is this really the skill ceiling of his Mayo Obama impression? On the one hand it's good that it's this bad, because that makes the work of radicalizing jaded libs easier, but on the other hand, FUCK this motherfucker is grating to listen to.