Peter, the failson of the family, goes downstairs at Thanksgiving, briefly mumbles, ‘Hi,’ everyone asks him how community college is going, he mumbles something about a 2.0 average, goes back upstairs with a loaf of bread and some peanut butter, and gets back to gaming and masturbating.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1455150127513944069

https://nitter.net/kylegriffin1/status/1455150127513944069

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      if I were slightly more paranoid I'd say it's calculated to drive people who paid attention to the primary straight up a wall

      but it's probably just his subconscious

  • mr_world [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Well if anyone knows about bread and what it costs, it's Pete.

  • duderium [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    “Of which my party has been talking about” should be “of which my party has been speaking.” This dude is always trying to look smarter than he actually is.

    Important note: grammar nazism is lib shit but like all lib shit, it should be deployed against libs mercilessly.

    • LangdonAlger [any]
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      3 years ago

      he's mixing "aw shucks" politician talk with the strict perfect grammar to impress teacher he imposed on himself

  • coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    this is a feast of good policy

    food and shelter and medical care and biosphere please

  • 6bicycles [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    have been talking about for literally as long as I have been alive

    Nothing was done for 39 years. This is a good thing though.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    3 years ago

    It's a metaphor. And therefore, it can be whatever I want.

    Ok, thanks Pete. Good luck with the new photo op material kid.

  • Norm_Chumpsky [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    It's not a half loaf, it's a full loaf that's 50% the size and it costs $10.

  • activated [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Seems like a poor move to try to sell this thing so hard when Dems as a whole (even the centrists) are fuming about having to gut it.

  • KoeRhee [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    *Useless metaphors instead of material realities to eliminate any sense of the objective reality
    *"fEaSt Of GoOd PoLiCy"
    *Trying to appeal to a sense of bipartisanship for all 10.5 rubes who still believe in that nonsense (also at a time when it's not necessary lmao)
    *"LiTtErAlLy As LoNg As I'vE bEeN aLiVe"
    Yep that's Mayor Pete
    Jesus fucking christ get a new focus group dude, why does he still talk like this? Is this really the skill ceiling of his Mayo Obama impression? On the one hand it's good that it's this bad, because that makes the work of radicalizing jaded libs easier, but on the other hand, FUCK this motherfucker is grating to listen to.