• Lil_Revolitionary [she/her,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    you get to be Mario as long as you like. You get to be him because you own him

    Thank god, I always hated having to share Mario in Mario Kart. Now for only $300,000 I can deprive others of the right to play Mario

    • Chapo_is_Red [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Pretty cool nfts in this scenario reduce the number of character options in the game. Capitalism is no choices etc etc

      • Lil_Revolitionary [she/her,they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Yeah this is all gonna seem super exciting until 2023 where everything has already been tokenized and there's nothing left to speculate on

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          3 years ago

          There will always be more tokens. Just like in modern day MMOs, the "Vanilla Mario" will have a stat of X while "Hyper Mario" Has X + 1 and "Giga Mario" has X + 50 and "Ultra-Delux Mario Shine" has X + 10000. You need to keep grinding to get access to the next Mario. Original Mario will be worthless as soon as the next Season Pass drops.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Now for only $300,000 I can deprive others of the right to play Mario

      Half a year later, Mario gets nerfed because there's no reason to assume that somebody rich and stupid enough to pay $300,000 to deprive others of the right to play Mario wouldn't immediately do that again to deprive them of the right to be Yoshi.

      • Lil_Revolitionary [she/her,they/them]
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        3 years ago

        I've played enough mobile games to know that they wouldn't nerf Mario, but the new Fire Flower Mario (Holiday Edition) would be twice as fast