Straight from a libertarian page, of course
Finally someone who gets it! If we allowed policing to be done by private businesses, it would be self-regulated by the free market. A police company that is corrupt or brutalizes minorities would obviously lose business, and the free market would naturally sort it out until all the police departments were run by only the best, most responsible corporations. Just another example of how liberal big government holds society back
Yeah, the laws are stupid. They aren't malicious, there is no moral dimension to it. They result in cops acting stupid don't they? The laws make them give parking tickets to themselves, that is why riots broke out: everyone is tired of seeing cops wear banana suits and walking on all fours because the stupid laws said so. It is simply about delivering bureaucratic competency, which the free market will provide.