she's gonna fucking kill me.

  • Rem [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Is there like a Twitter or tumblr where I can see curated hysteria-fueled democrat fundraising emails?

    • Glass [he/him,they/them]
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      3 years ago

      There's no deep joke here, I'm just imagining Stacey Abrams with reactive armor plating. Like she stubs her toe and the blast tears her sofa in two. Pet dog comes bounding and jumps up a little too enthusiastically? Whoops, explosive panel activated, thought he was a SABOT.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    every time I think of her I remember the moment on live TV where she finds out she's not gonna be VP

  • kissinger
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    11 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • newmou [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Would love a Garrison of them as The Warriors

    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      It's like the scene in Airplane. They'll all take their turn slapping the SHIT out of you.

  • VeganVelveeta [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    :very-intelligent: Yes, it is a very good idea to spam your voting base with false alarms. This will only end well for you.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Literally a bunch of consultant motherfuckers paid based on email open rate / engagement / donations and nothing else. Last year there was shit like "[Candidate] has LOST REELECTION" before the fucking election, making 997 people out of 1000 just think that shit was already over, and 3 people click on it

  • red_stapler [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I feel like :citations-needed: did an episode on this type of email marketing.

  • BezosDied [any]
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    3 years ago

    I unsubscribed with a note saying I would only vote for avowed socialists or communists, not libs, and the emails stopped pretty quickly.