It was a pure torture. First he took my nose. Then they held up a blanket and said, “now you can’t see me”. They blinded me! Then as I screamed and screamed, they said “do you hear something?” And the dad would shake his head no. That was when I knew they had taken my tongue…
"...and then he took his hand away from my face and said 'I got your nose!'"
It was a pure torture. First he took my nose. Then they held up a blanket and said, “now you can’t see me”. They blinded me! Then as I screamed and screamed, they said “do you hear something?” And the dad would shake his head no. That was when I knew they had taken my tongue…
This feels like a goosebumps novel where at the end the twist is the writer is a baby with no object permanence.
Toddler or conservative? Impossible to tell.
Fuck, that's one of the best insults I've ever seen.
At the same time, if my job didn't involve measuring fluids I could see that cup joke allllmost working on me.
I Have No Binky and I Must Scream
Spooky