"...and then he took his hand away from my face and said 'I got your nose!'"
It was a pure torture. First he took my nose. Then they held up a blanket and said, “now you can’t see me”. They blinded me! Then as I screamed and screamed, they said “do you hear something?” And the dad would shake his head no. That was when I knew they had taken my tongue…
This feels like a goosebumps novel where at the end the twist is the writer is a baby with no object permanence.
Fuck, that's one of the best insults I've ever seen.
At the same time, if my job didn't involve measuring fluids I could see that cup joke allllmost working on me.
you're laughing? this young lady was refused candy, and you're laughing?
Zionist: "
I want candy!
Bubblegum and taffy!
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy!
Got my pennies saved,
so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy,
I want candy !
"
Child: "No."
Zionist: "Antisemite."
Sources indicate that China has been supplying Hamas with the latest sike technology
If the onion wrote this it would be called bad writing.
I was at the supermarket and they were out of strawberry lemonade, this is my own personal Holocaust, the cashier genocided me with his eyes
The next phase of the resistance will just be leaving pieces of candy on the ground attached to string and as the IOF soldier bends down to pick it up, a Hamas fighter will yank it away at last instant, sending the soldier into fits of pissing and shitting themselves.
These hostages got treated humanely by Hamas then took back to Israel and black bagged by the Mossad who showed them pictures of their family along with a script of what to tell the press. Follow the script or your mom and dad are going to have an unfortunate "accident".
Can we talk about the "eye rape" thing for a minute? I'm just old enough and internet poisoned enough to remember when that was something right wingers were saying ss a joke about those crazy sjws talking about the male gaze. I saw so many variations of "Check your privilege shitlord, you're eye-raping me" that I started to mentally tune it out, it was ubiquitous for a while, you know how they are when they get a "new" joke. The joke being "haha, look at these triggered snowflakes who think everything is sexual assault, they'll do anything to make themselves victims, what crybullies (but also sexual assault is low key cool and based as long as it's done by a white guy)."
And then I grew up and started hanging out in better spaces with better people, and never again thought of that gross bullshit until now, when I learned that it is now the Isreali propaganda line
I know, all fascist rhetoric is projection. I'm usually not surprised anymore, but I have to admit this one got me.
Every time people like Eve Fartlow say something it does give me that vibe too. They use progressive sounding rhetoric and social justice lingo to defend settler colonialism
Exactly, they're like the perfect mirror image of the most deranged chud fantasies about "the left", except real and deployed in service of all the horrible fascist shit they actually love. Never has the perfect closed loop of rhetorical justification between American fascists and zionist fascists appeared so clearly to me
I suppose that's one way to react to being faked out regarding candy
A despicable Hamas terrorist placed a scrumptious apple pie upon a windowsill. As the scent entered my nostrils I began hovering in midair, beliving I would soon take a bite of the delicious pastry. But in fact a vile Hamas was standing at the ready with a large wooden mallet.
