Babies. They're giant fucking babies.

Conservatives are spoiled shitty babies. Liberals are slightly less shitty but equally dumb babies. It's babies all the way down. Something about our culture has become deeply infantalizing for the upper class and people connected to power. Nobody was having cry-measuring contests for Party conventions that nominated, like, Harry Truman or Grover Cleveland or some shit. Those guys were shitty, but at least they were supported by shitty adults.