Babies. They're giant fucking babies.
Conservatives are spoiled shitty babies. Liberals are slightly less shitty but equally dumb babies. It's babies all the way down. Something about our culture has become deeply infantalizing for the upper class and people connected to power. Nobody was having cry-measuring contests for Party conventions that nominated, like, Harry Truman or Grover Cleveland or some shit. Those guys were shitty, but at least they were supported by shitty adults.
it's almost like they've been coddled their entire lives and have never known true privation or hardship
Jeffrey,
I've never stopped busting this whole week. I have no cum left! Oh, how much can one human being cum? My member is utterly swollen from unending dribble. This has been the most exhausting week of my entire life. I'm spent. Shall go faint now!
-Bill Clinton
Never looking at anything on twitter ever again is objectively good for your mental health
I really thought people were exaggerating with statements like this but I joined Twitter during the exodus and holy shit. It really is that bad
the only problem liberals have with the iraq war is that it cost too much
It didn't make me cry, but watching Ady Barkan endorse Biden definitely killed something inside me.
I hope his healthcare he's getting from it is better than killing everyone else.
A part of me wishes I was a lib so I could have that kind of transcendental experience from something as simple as watching 1990s republicans talk about the economy. I haven't had a good, encompassing cry about bullshit since college. Even then it took a bunch of drugs to get me in tune with the more psychic parts of the universe. Shout out to my Sadinistas!
