• Wheaties [she/her]
    ·
    3 years ago

    They get inordinately angry if all you respond with is

    🌷🌷🌷🌷

    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
      ·
      3 years ago

      We should sell a tulip coin that is, of course, a massive grift that spikes in price based on hype and then crashes when they realize they're basically just bag holders. You know, for posterity sake.

        • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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          3 years ago

          What is Solfarm? Solfarm is a yield aggregator running on the Solana blockchain that offers customers auto-compounding vault strategies. Inheriting the advantages of the Solana blockchain, Solfarm helps users increase their profits with higher APYs without cumbersome management. Moreover, token holders can lend their tokens to gain interest, enabling the Leveraged Yield Farming feature of Solfarm. Solfarm is one of the prize winners at Solana Hackathon 2021. There are notable features of Solfarm, including: Low cost/fees, high-speed transactions, frequently compounding strategies thanks to the Solana blockchain. Additional profits from high APYs. Supported vaults on Saber, Raydium, and Orca. Leveraged yield farming. Meme lovers, especially Pepe the frog.

          Who the fuck is actually buying this holy shit. :xi-plz:

      • Wheaties [she/her]
        ·
        3 years ago

        The Dutch Tulip Crisis, they hate that there's an obvious historical parallel

        • Alex_Jones [he/him]
          ·
          3 years ago

          Oooh. Thanks!

          LMAO. You're right about it being an obvious parallel.