If your vehicle has running boards then it's too big

Beta soy boy males: Fake missiles on my truck.

Big dick alpha males: Soviet machinegun in the bed.

If Nazi Germany had gone on for a few more years, they too would have strapped toy V2 rockets to their Volkswagens and painted swastikas on the doors.

everyone who likes these big stupid pick-up trucks is a DORK

If this were an unhinged DIY thing I could at least appreciate the effort, buying something like that off the shelf is just pathetic on every level

I'm not overcompensating or anything but my truck now has C U M missiles

22 a day isn't enough