The one thing that I’ll enjoy if Biden wins is this: surely, SURELY, there is nothing they can do to make him lucid enough to do an inaugural speech without it going completely to shit. This isn’t a ten minute speech at the DNC, this isn’t a debate where they can throw him softballs and pump him full of drugs in the ad break, and his opponent has to talk half the time.

This is biden, a senile old man, having to talk, for an hour, uninterrupted, assisted only by a teleprompter. Has to be good for a laugh.